Hack into the secrets of time travel the microwave is a time machine okarin proved it the self anointed mad scientist nuked bananas into some gelatinous version of the future or maybe it was the past doesnt matter no one thought he could do it but he did it anyway he sent text messages through time to people he knew to his friends some of them female pretty he should have been more careful he should have stopped tampering with the time space continuum attracts unwelcome attention