Cool story bro is a catchphrase often seen in image macros as a sarcastic response on message boards or in comments to posts that are deemed boring pointless or too long to read this meme is a twist on that artwork copyright push merchandising ltdhoodie design reads cool story babe now go make me a sandwichour hoodies are super heavy at 320g and made with 80 combed cotton and 20 polyester for exactly the right comfort and fit you want from a classic hoody