As nigel farage once famously said of the eu its a trap dont be fooled by our devious european cousins and their absurd pledges of free trade peace in our time and delicious moules frites instead tattoo the union jack onto your face attach a sail to the angel of the north cut ties with europe and on june the 23rd release the emergency brake to set sail with us into the sunlit uplands of the atlantic where powered solely by wishful thinking well refound blessed albion and re